on a jet plane...
when I'll be back again..
oops, that was a mistake.
we're actually gonna load up
and go get some
the back porch.
be still my heart.
Emanuel and Antonio
are working hard
on the roof.
Preston has been working hard
on the stairway to the basement.
I am on my way out to
Isn't this the time of year when
things dry up
and turn brown?
Parched and dry...
Not this grass, vines, poison ivy
pretend blackberries, and honeysuckle!
No parching here. Just green green tall grass
And so I mow.
And then I'm
leavin on a jet plane,
don't know when I'll be back again!
Just kidding. I like to be silly on Mondays.
It's August - the month I hate most
in all of the year.
So be gentle with me.
I'm trying to get August cancelled
and I have decided to pitch this idea
to my congressman.
Just think how much money
we could save if we just
eliminated one month out of the year.
We could probably bring the deficit back under control.
Im surprised chairman O hasn't already thought of this.
It's just wrong.
OK, I'm through ranting.
I'm off to Walmart for milk, coffee and a new box of crayons. (Before they are all gone, it being August and all.)