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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Mauve Alert!







Local Authorities are seeking information
concerning the whereabouts
of this person.

Middle Aged White
Menopausal
Female

Last seen masquerading
as a sweeper.

Earlier sightings
confirm that this person has
also held odd jobs as electrician's assistant,
and furniture refinisher.

Officials have named this person
as a "person of interest"
in several cases of 
crime against 
interior design...

Latest crime



MAUVE AND LIGHT BLUE DAMASK
















FULL ON FRONTAL




This person has evaded the Design Police 
numerous times
over the years,
and has known accomplices
in Emporia
Manhattan 
Kansas City
and 
the Middle East.

If you spot this person

please call authorities
and do no attempt 
to apprehend!

Caution!

This person is considered

ARMED AND DANGEROUS!

She has a broom and

She knows how to use it!

BE AFRAID....


BE VERY AFRAID!




7 comments:

  1. You crack me up!! I will call the design police for sure. Are you getting new furniture in your new house?!

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  2. I have been promised new furniture for the great room and am planning to have this monster re-upholstered for the downstairs rec room. I know it will cost a boat load of money to have it done, but it is built to last many more years and I can't stand to waste it!

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  3. MB, this made me LOL. I'm going to re-read this several times today because it is boosting my happy endorphines!

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  4. Mary Beth, I forgot to tell you my wall color. It is Richmond Gold by Benjamin Moore.

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  5. You are too funny! I see in the comments that you're planning to have it reupholstered. I have to say, that makes me happy. :-)

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  6. I just logged on and had to check this out! Ha, ha thanks for the chuckle.
    Cathy

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