Local Authorities are seeking information
concerning the whereabouts
of this person.
Middle Aged White
Menopausal
Female
Last seen masquerading
as a sweeper.
Earlier sightings
confirm that this person has
also held odd jobs as electrician's assistant,
and furniture refinisher.
Officials have named this person
as a "person of interest"
in several cases of
crime against
interior design...
Latest crime
MAUVE AND LIGHT BLUE DAMASK
FULL ON FRONTAL
This person has evaded the Design Police
numerous times
over the years,
and has known accomplices
in Emporia
Manhattan
Kansas City
and
the Middle East.
If you spot this person
please call authorities
and do no attempt
to apprehend!
Caution!
This person is considered
ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
She has a broom and
She knows how to use it!
BE AFRAID....
BE VERY AFRAID!
You crack me up!! I will call the design police for sure. Are you getting new furniture in your new house?!
ReplyDeleteI have been promised new furniture for the great room and am planning to have this monster re-upholstered for the downstairs rec room. I know it will cost a boat load of money to have it done, but it is built to last many more years and I can't stand to waste it!
ReplyDeleteyou are so funny!
ReplyDeleteMB, this made me LOL. I'm going to re-read this several times today because it is boosting my happy endorphines!
ReplyDeleteMary Beth, I forgot to tell you my wall color. It is Richmond Gold by Benjamin Moore.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! I see in the comments that you're planning to have it reupholstered. I have to say, that makes me happy. :-)
ReplyDeleteI just logged on and had to check this out! Ha, ha thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteCathy